What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

josh simpson has cancer

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Your life That's the joke

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

i have 2 penises

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

A man walks into a bar.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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