There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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throbbing slobber

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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haha.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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