- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Brett Farve

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

A bar walks into your mother.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

I love boobs

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

justin littleton. nuff said

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