A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Fruitcake

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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