- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

What's 6+2? 16

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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