If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Shit.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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im jewish

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Robin, get in the car.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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hahaha

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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