Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Your life That's the joke

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Women's rights

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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