8=D

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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poop.........

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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