What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Women's Golf

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Penis

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A man walks into a bar.

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anus soup

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Dead babies.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Nickelback

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