knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Women's rights.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

An Irishman stays home

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

A scottish man having fun

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

black people. that is all...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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