What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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A scottish man having fun

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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steves legs

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Covietz has a large penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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