why did the chicken cross the road.

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Punchline.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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a horse walks into a barn

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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gays

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What does a man like. food.

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Benevolent villain.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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