you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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okay.....

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. Deez nuts Ok

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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