What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Myspace

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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