What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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I dislike old people.

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The geese of Growmore

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Why....... Because.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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