Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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a banana

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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AROUND

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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