- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

Knock Knock Come in!

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

The size of Idris Elba's penis

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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