Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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josh simpson has cancer

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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