A bar walks into your mother.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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