What has human male genitalia? A human male

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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this website...

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Your mom.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Brett Farve

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What's 9 +10 19

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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