There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why Because

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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anus soup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Dead babies.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What comes after "Q" R

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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