why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Mmmm, donuts

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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That's what he said.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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