I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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What time is it? 10:58

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Hi my name is Bob

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gays

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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hi bye

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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