- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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