Hitler

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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i fondle myself every night....

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Hey, come here often? No.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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GooglePlus.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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