What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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BIG PENIS

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Goat balls.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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