- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

Black Poeple

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

Carlton

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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