How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Women's rights

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Freedom of Speech

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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johann grayson being liked

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