- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

The jets are a good team..

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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