nathan palmer has a big head !

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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the cow goes moo

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Your mom.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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