Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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You.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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apple pie.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Anti Joke

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