- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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