Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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hi my name is? joe

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gays

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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