So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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i like potatoes

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What is a dog? Bark

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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potato

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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