Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Lockerbie bombing

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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