What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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your all shit at jokes

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Is Carly smart? No.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Thumbs this up

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That's unfortunate.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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