Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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blubber vaginass CC

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Chuck Norris died.

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arse

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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What is Jason? Black.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Religion

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That's unfortunate.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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