- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

The mets are 3-0 this season

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is a dog? Bark

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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