How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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I hate you.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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no

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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