Dani Barton = Stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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No joke.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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knock knock go away

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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William Raines.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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