Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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ASSCHEEKS

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Anti Joke

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