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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Exactly what?

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DERP

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Women's rights

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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A black succeeds

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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