Laura Pratz..

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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You.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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women's rights

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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