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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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American healthcare.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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