- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Johnny just finished his pie.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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