Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Lockerbie bombing

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Scott

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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