- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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blubber vaginass CC

Knock knock Nobody's home.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Why did the woman die Because she was old

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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