That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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