What do apples taste like? Apples.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Turtles

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

The Aristocrats

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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