- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

i like potatoes

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Religion

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

This is not a joke.

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