What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Exactly what?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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