Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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son, you're adopted.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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