A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Womens rights.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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This is not a joke.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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CHEEZECAKE

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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