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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

why did the chicken cross the road

I like to eat.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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