What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Black people are innocent.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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