Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What what In the butt

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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