your moms so fat she has kankles

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Lacrosse

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Asians...

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Well, this is fun.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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A man walks into a bar.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Turtles

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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penis

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Anti Joke

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