i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What what In the butt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

A fish walks into a bar

A baby seal walks into a club

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Ruller

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Nickelback

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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