Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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knock knock go away

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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