Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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son, you're adopted.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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hi im paul!

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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NEVER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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