What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

hi im paul!

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

So a seal walks into a club...

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

GRAAAAAAAR.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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