Well, this is fun.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Dani Barton = Stupid

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Is Carly smart? No.

Womens rights.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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