- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

So this blonde walks into a library.

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