*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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An antijoke

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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this is not a joke.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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your fat

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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penis

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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