A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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CHEEZECAKE

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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