I like boys!!!!! CC

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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knock knock you may come in

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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