Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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women's rights

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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your fat

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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French people.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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penis

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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