Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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your all shit at jokes

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Global Warming.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Poop

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dildo

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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