Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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