If life hands you lemons Take them

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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I Love Hitler.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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