Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Lacrosse

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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Nickelback

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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