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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

does this look unsure to you?

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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