When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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I love you.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Poop

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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