Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Turtles

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Hello

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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does this look unsure to you?

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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