How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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An antijoke

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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