Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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