What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

No.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Men's rights

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

The WNBA.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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