Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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