How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Nickelback

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Dani Barton = Stupid

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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