Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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