Military intelligence.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Women's rights

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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