A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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9/11

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Scott

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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