Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

im jewish

Shit.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

milly, milly, milly, cat

the cow goes moo

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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