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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

I like jokes.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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