What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Shit.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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