Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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No joke.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Laura Pratz..

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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George W. Bush

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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