A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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jgkbk,mn

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Freedom of Speech

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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live babies

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Turtles

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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The WNBA.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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