What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What is a dog? Bark

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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