How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Scott

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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