I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What what In the butt

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Anti Joke

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