- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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