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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Look at your hand. Made you look!

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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