Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Black people are innocent.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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