What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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I love you very much.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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GooglePlus.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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