- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

the cow goes moo

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Ruller

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

i have aids and a chode

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

American healthcare.

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