What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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DERP

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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American healthcare.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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William Raines.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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black people. that is all...

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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knock knock come in

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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gays

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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