- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Lacrosse

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Women's rights

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

KIMBERLEY HONEY

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

That's unfortunate.

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