A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Child Prostitution.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Military intelligence.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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