why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Women's rights

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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