Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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