What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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apple pie.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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penis

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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