Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Military intelligence.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What's 9 +10 19

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No.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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