If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Kenny G

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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