- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

hi im paul!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

womens rights

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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