Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

gays

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

So one time this woman was learning...

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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