- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

this is not a joke.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

I Love Hitler.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

A man sat down Then he stood up

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