A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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DANA

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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