Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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9/11.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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mitt romney

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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