What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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