- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hi my name is Bob

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Hitler

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

CHEEZECAKE

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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