Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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No.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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this is not a joke.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Well, this is fun.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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