Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Carlton

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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