A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

DANA

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

A joke

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Women's rights

American healthcare.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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