Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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DERP

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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i like potatoes

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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chuck norris

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Gay rights

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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This is not a joke.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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