- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

...Jack Vale

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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