- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

A scottish man having fun

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

your all shit at jokes

Knock Knock Come in.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

balls in ya mouf

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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