- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Knock knock Nobody's home.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

black people. that is all...

i like potatoes

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Knock Knock Come in.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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