How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What is a dog? Bark

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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chuck norris

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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