- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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