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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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