- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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