Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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blubber vaginass CC

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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I have no joke. u mad?

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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I love you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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