Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Men's rights

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

The WNBA.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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