- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

apple pie.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

France never surrender.

What's 6+2? 16

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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