Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What's 9 +10 19

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What comes after "Q" R

minorities

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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