What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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im jewish

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Kenny G

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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