- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Global Warming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

My life

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

France never surrender.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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