Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Aodhan Hearty

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Potato salad

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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