You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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the cow goes moo

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What's big? Jupiter.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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live babies

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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