- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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