Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Kate

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Anti Joke

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