Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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NEVER

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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