- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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