knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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The Aristocrats

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Womens Sports

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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poop.........

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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