Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Turtles

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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