A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

your moms so fat she has kankles

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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