Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Oh...okay, good.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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the cow goes moo

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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