What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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