What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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George W. Bush

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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You.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Knock knock, come in.

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Anti Joke

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