what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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