- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Knock Knock, Come in.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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