What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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