A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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the cow goes moo

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Rick Perry.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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