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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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An antijoke

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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to see a bad joke look above

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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