A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Women's rights.

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An antijoke

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the cow goes moo

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Women's rights

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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