The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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NEVER

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Global Warming.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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