- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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