Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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That's unfortunate.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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