What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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what's black? a lot of things.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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your mom

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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