Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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hahaha

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Kenny G

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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