Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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1+1= 69

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

The government makes a good decision

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

Black people are innocent.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Knock Knock Come in!

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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