- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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