What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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