A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Rick Perry.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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