A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Like Harry Potter? Like anti-jokes? Check these out: http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/recent/38139-why-did-dumbledore-fall-off-the-astronomy-tower-because-snape-killed-him http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/recent/38140-knock-knock-who-s-there-you-know-you-know-who-call-him-voldemort-fear-of-a-name-increases-fear-of-the http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/recent/38141-a-black-kid-an-asian-kid-and-a-jewish-kid-walk-into-a-barrier-they-are-students-at-hogwarts-school

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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