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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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youre gay

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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