What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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You're on fire.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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BIG PENIS

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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