- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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