That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

thumb_up thumb_down +18

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

tim tebow is a great quarterback

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

thumb_up thumb_down +10

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's in there? Get outta there...

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

William Raines.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops