Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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