Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Scott

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

I Love Hitler.

You.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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