What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

NEVER

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Obama

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A man walks into a bar.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Jews for Jesus

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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