- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

Robin, get in the car.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Jews who wear penny loafers...

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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