A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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mitt romney

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Knock Knock Come in!

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BIG PENIS

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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