Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Goat balls.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

BIG PENIS

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Women's rights

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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