- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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