does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Kenny G

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Asians...

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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My life

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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I love you.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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