what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Kenny G

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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