All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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youre gay

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Popsicles

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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