What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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ASSCHEEKS

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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who farted i did :]

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Hair

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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