Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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My nipple is bleeding

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Female Athletics

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Gay rights

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69.... is a number

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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