What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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A black person in the NHL

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Women's Rights...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Hair

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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