If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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DERP

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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