What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

your moms so fat she has kankles

Women's Rights

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

I like your hair

i have aids and a chode

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's gay and gay? Joe

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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