shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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A black succeeds

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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