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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Popsicles

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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