what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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I like your hair

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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