- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Men's rights

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What's gay and gay? Joe

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??