What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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I like your hair

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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