- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Women's Rights...

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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