- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

your moms so fat she has kankles

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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