a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Goat balls.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Ruller

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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