Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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