What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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The economy.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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