Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Kim Kardashian.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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