- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

make me a sandwich!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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