What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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