A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Rick Perry.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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