- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Women's Rights...

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

What's big? Jupiter.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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