- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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