- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ben is gay

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Women's Rights

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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