- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

Women's Rights...

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Winking at old people

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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