Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Got milk? No.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Women's rights.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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