What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Penis.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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