What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Anti Joke

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