What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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A black man without problems.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Winking at old people

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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