What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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The joke below me is retarded

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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69.... is a number

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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