how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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ASSCHEEKS

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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