- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

Penis.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A black person in the NHL

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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