Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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