- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

a man walks into a bar and dies

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

The AIDS patient was gay

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

tim tebow is a great quarterback

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

A baby seal walks into a club...

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