Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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The Mets win the World Series

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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black

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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youre gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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