So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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My life

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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69.... is a number

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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make me a sandwich!

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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