How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Yo Mamma

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Anti Joke

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