- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Asians...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

mitt romney

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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