knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Gay rights

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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