Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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I'm funny.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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