what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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9/11.

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YOLO

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Anti Joke

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