I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

thumb_up thumb_down +17

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops