- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

Where does a hobo live? A box.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Anti Joke

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