A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

The AIDS patient was gay

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Hi my name is Bob

69.... is a number

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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