Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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