Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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