panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Politics.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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