- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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