- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

Whats green and tasty? Snot

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

minorities

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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