Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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