- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Yah? Well your a ********

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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