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I like turtoes.

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Libraries.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Women's Rights

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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