Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Womens Basketball.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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