why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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hi im paul!

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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