- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

Penis.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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