a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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