Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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