What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Knock knock

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Gay rights

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Jesus wept.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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