So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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johann grayson being liked

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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My nipple is bleeding

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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