Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What's 1+1? 4.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Guess what? SHADAP

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YOLO

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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