- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

theres a fat guy

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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