A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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