A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Arrow to the Knee

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The joke below me is retarded

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Obama

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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69.... is a number

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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