Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

theres a fat guy

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

The AIDS patient was gay

Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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