- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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