Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Women's Rights

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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