Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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pussy enough said

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what happens when you wake up inception

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Womens Sports

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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I'm funny.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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