- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

The AIDS patient was gay

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??