- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

Your mom.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

What is bad at catch The twin towers

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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