minorities

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Womens Basketball.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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girls basketball

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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