Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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