- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Penis.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

I got shot, you laughed

The AIDS patient was gay

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

P0P T4Rt

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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