- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

The economy.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Yah? Well your a ********

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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