- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Penis.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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