- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

women's rights

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Hi my name is Bob

I am the sun. You are the moon.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

A man sat down Then he stood up

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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