Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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