- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

Robin, get in the car.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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